In a realm where the fabric of reality is woven with an infinite number of threads, you have stumbled upon the Self-Schrödinger Effect, a phenomenon where every possible outcome exists in a state of superposition.
Here, you'll find a plethora of selves, each one more ridiculous than the last. Explore Quantum Uncertainty for a taste of the absurdity that ensues when probabilities get tangled.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, venture into Many Parallel Universes, where every decision creates a new reality, and the possibilities are endless.