In the grand tradition of cosmological theories, the Many Minds Theory proposes that every thought, every decision, and every burp is a new universe.
This theory, first posited by renowned physicist and amateur philosopher, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, states that the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of infinite consciousness.
According to the Many Minds Theory, every time you have a thought, you create a new reality. It's like the multiverse, but with more angst.
But wait, it gets worse. Every time you forget your keys, you create a parallel universe where the keys are right in front of you.
Don't worry, we're working on a solution.
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