Parallel Pizza Night

Welcome, multiverse travelers, to the infinite possibilities of Parallel Pizza Night!

Here, the pizza is always fresh, but the toppings are always different.

Menu:

• Tomorrow is Tuesday
• Cheesy Apocalypse
• Multiverse Meatballs

Specials:

• Quantum Quattro Formaggi
• Black Hole Hamburger

Warning: Parallel Pizza Night is not responsible for any dimensional instability or spontaneous combustion caused by excessive topping combinations.

Side effects may include:

• Reality distortion
• Temporal paradoxes
• Uncontrollable cravings for anchovies

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