Chaotic Inflation

Quantum fluctuations in the many-worlds interpretation have reached critical mass. The fabric of space-time is torn asunder, causing localized pockets of infinite possibility.

Current Inflation Rate: 42.1 billion gazillian percent

Causes:

Many-Worlds Mayhem

Chaotic Inflation Theory

Effects:

The inflation has caused:

Inflationary Pressures

and

Quantum Fluctuation Forecasting

Recommendations:

Stay calm, and try not to think too much about it.

Quantum Fluctuation Safety Tips

Or, you know, just run for it.