Welcome to the Many-Worlds Quantum Coffee Machine FAQ, where we answer all your questions about the most advanced coffee-brewing technology in the multiverse.
Q: What is the Many-Worlds Quantum Coffee Machine?
A: It's a machine that brews coffee while also existing in 10,000 parallel universes at once, allowing you to try a new coffee every time you press a button.
Q: How does it work?
A: It works by harnessing the power of quantum entanglement to brew coffee from a multitude of realities, then selecting the best cup for your taste buds.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Of course it's safe! It's made from the finest quantum-resistant materials and has undergone rigorous testing in every possible reality.
Q: Can I use it to make tea?
A: Ha! You think you're funny, don't you? Listen, buddy, this is a coffee machine. Don't try it with tea. You'll just end up with a universe-destroying tea-fiasco.
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