Quantum Coffee Machine Update 3000

Coffee Brewing Update 3000

We've upgraded our coffee brewing technology to use quantum entanglement-based superconductors. This means you can now enjoy:

• Coffee that's simultaneously both hot and cold
• Coffee that's simultaneously both strong and weak
• Coffee that's simultaneously both caffeinated and decaf

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Temporary reality distortion
• Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes

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