According to some crackpots, every time you make a decision, the universe splits into multiple parallel dimensions. Yeah, that's right, you're basically God.
But what if you're just a regular person, stuck in a reality where you ate that one questionable taco? Don't worry, friend, we've got the quantum leap you need to get back on track.
Our patented Quantum Leap technology (patent pending) uses the power of pure, unadulterated quantum fluctuations to create a new you in every reality.
We're not just talking about a few extra options, folks. No, no, no. We're talking about an infinite number of yous, all living their best lives.