Warning: Temporal Paradox Ahead!
Caution, traveler! You're about to enter a realm where timelines overlap and diverge like a never-ending buffet of possibilities. Be sure to pack a few spare dimensions in your luggage.
Event 1: Ancient Egypt's Time Traveler's Club
In a shocking turn of events, the Pharaohs of Old Egypt discovered a way to party like it's 1999. With rave lights, thumping bass, and hieroglyphic graffiti, the after-parties were said to be the stuff of legend.
Read more about the Pharaohs' rave sceneEvent 2: The Great Library of Alexandria's Digital Archive
When the Great Library of Alexandria got destroyed, the scholars there decided that the only way to save their precious scrolls was to digitize them and upload them to a server running on a Raspberry Pi. Now, you can browse the entire collection from the comfort of your own time machine.
Browse the Digital ArchiveEvent 3: The Time Traveler's Guide to Interdimensional Pizza Delivery
Tired of the same old pizza toppings? Look no further! With our patented Interdimensional Delivery system, you can get a pie from anywhere in the multiverse, no matter what the laws of physics say.
Order a pie from the cosmos