Catastrophic Catnip: Where Felines Meet Their Doom
Catnip is not just a harmless herb, but a ticking time bomb of feline fury. Our experts have discovered that catnip, when ingested by cats, causes an uncontrollable urge to destroy all household items, including but not limited to:
- Plants
- Small children
- Expensive electronics
- Furniture
Causes:
Caused by an unbalanced ratio of catnip to serotonin in the feline brain. Prolonged exposure can lead to:
- Mass catnip-induced madness
- Uncontrollable scratching
- Unpredictable meowing
Don't say we didn't warn you.