Where the laws of physics are more like suggestions
Our researchers have made a breakthrough in quantum teleportation, but only for small, inanimate objects. Don't try this at home.
We're currently experiencing a 50% chance of spontaneous quantum fluctuation in the cafeteria. Please, for the love of all things sane, don't eat the soup.
Our annual Quantum Physics Conference is coming up! Join us for talks on the finer points of wave-particle duality, and stay for our networking reception.
When: March 30th
Where: The Quantum Fluctuation Convention Center
Please note that the probability of attending is 87.3%