Interdimensional Portals Catalog

Because who needs the timestream when you can jump into a vortex of uncertainty?

Featured Portals

• Portal of Doom - A one-way ticket to a dimension where your aunt's cooking is the only thing that matters.
• Quantum Flux - A portal that will randomly swap your particles with those of a nearby cat. Don't say we didn't warn you.
• Paradox Surge - A portal that will create a temporal loop that's just slightly shorter than the timestream it's connected to. Because who needs causality?

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