Time Fixer 9000: Fixing Time in the Multiverse
Are you tired of living in a world with a single, linear timeline? Do you find yourself constantly jumping between alternate realities, trying to fix that one annoying bug that's been driving you crazy since 1987?
Our Solution:
Our patented Time Fixer 9000 technology utilizes advanced algorithms and a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated technicians to fix any temporal anomaly in the multiverse. Whether it's a rogue time traveler causing a paradox, or a careless use of time-traveling toaster, we've got you covered.
Subpage: Time Traveler's Support Group
Join our exclusive support group for time travelers struggling to cope with the consequences of their actions. Meet others who have been in your shoes (or rather, your boots) and share your experiences with the perils of temporal displacement.
Subpage: Time Traveler's Manual
A comprehensive guide to surviving the multiverse as a time traveler. Includes tips on how to avoid paradoxes, how to navigate the space-time continuum, and how to cook a mean chrono-souffle.