Marathon Mystics: The Unseen Force Behind Your Running Shoes

The Marathon Milestones Page

You've reached the pinnacle of achievement, congratulations! Here's a rundown of your accomplishments:

10,000 miles: The Century Club - You've completed a whole 10,000 miles without breaking a sweat (or your shoes).

50 marathons: The Ultra-Elite - You've run 50 marathons in under 50 years, defying the laws of physics and sanity.

The 4am Finishers Club - You've completed a marathon in under 4 hours, because who needs sleep, anyway?

And, of course:

The Couch to 5K Program: The Sequel - You've gone from couch to 5K in 5 minutes flat, because who needs training?

View all your achievement trophies!

Note: The subpage /subpages/marathon-mystics would display a satirical page about a secret society of marathon runners who possess mystical powers to complete marathons in record times.