Market Analysis 3000

Market Analysis 3000: where we analyze markets with reckless abandon.

Our Team

• Meet our fearless leader, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III
• Our CTO, who is secretly a time-traveler
• Our analysts: a team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals

Market Analysis 3000: By the Numbers

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Our Methodology

We use a combination of magic, guesswork, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to analyze markets.

Step 1: Wave our hands

Step 2: Make educated guesses

Step 3: Ignore actual data

Step 4: Profit!

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