Neo-Brutalist Marriage Guide: Romance is Dead, Long Live the Romance

The Ultimate Guide to Love (and Hate) in the Modern Age

Warning: this guide may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, and/or spontaneous feelings of existential dread.

The 7 Deadly Sins of Marriage

1. Jealousy - The Green-Eyed Monster
2. Possessiveness - Clingy McSquishface
3. Stonewalling - The Art of Saying Nothing
4. Negativity - The Joy of Finding the Glass Half Empty
5. Stonewalling (Not Really) - The Art of Saying Nothing (But Not Really)
6. Possessiveness (Is Real) - Clingy McSquishface (But You're Not Alone)
7. Jealousy (Is Deadly) - The Green-Eyed Monster (That'll Kill You)

And that's not all folks! There are also surprise me sections, because who needs actual content, really?

Disclaimer: This guide is not responsible for any damage caused to relationships, sanity, or eyebrows.