Robotic Resort - Beta 2

Welcome to the most advanced resort in the galaxy!

Where else can you enjoy a drink made from the finest imported G'Gugtarian moonwater, served by a robot with a penchant for bad jokes?

Or maybe you'd rather take a stroll through our robotic butterfly garden, where the flowers are as delicate as your ego and the bees are programmed to be polite.Accommodation Options:

Choose from one of our three robot-themed rooms:

• _goalsRoom R1: The Red Planet Revival
• _goalsRoom R2: The Blue Planet Bungalow
• _goalsRoom R3: The Green Planet Getaway

Resort Amenities:

We offer:

• Free G'Gugtarian moonwater
• Complimentary robotic concierge
• Optional robot-facilitated activities (additional fee applies)

Important Information:

Please note that our robots are still in beta testing phase, so please be patient and do not attempt to reprogram them.

We are not responsible for any damage caused by robot overloads or unexpected bursts of existential dread.