Welcome to the Mass Narrative Revision Committee

Where we revise, retool, and resculpt the fabric of reality.

Our team of expert narrative engineers work tirelessly to:

• Insert plot holes where none exist
• Confound the truth with convenient coincidences
• Bend the fabric of time and space to suit our purposes

Our services include:

• Moderate the truth
• Insert subtle hints and nudges
• Subvert the expectations of the unwary

Need a narrative adjustment? Contact our team today!

Or, for a more... extreme revision, visit our Alternative Facts Division.

Revision Guidelines for our clients.

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Reality not included. Side effects may vary.