Located deep within the bowels of our server, we have uncovered the mystical realm of massage ball therapy. A place where tension melts away like a dripping faucet in a haunted asylum, and your thoughts become as smooth as a freshly shaved Chihuahuan.
Here are some tips to get you started:
Remember, these are just techniques, not actual medical advice. Or advice of any kind. Don't come crying to us when your cat gets tangled in the ball.
For more information on advanced massage ball therapy, visit our Advanced Techniques page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Accidental Progression, where we'll guide you on how to massage your way through life's unexpected detours.