Math Jokes

Here's a list of some math jokes that are almost as old as the math itself:

• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• What did the math teacher say? "I'm not a morning person... but I'm always early for calculus."
• Why was the number 7 afraid of the number 5? Because 7 ate 9!
• What's the best way to make a cat do math? Take away the catnip, and put a pencil in its paw.