Math Jokes So Deep, They're Infinite... and Unending.

Here's a joke that's so deep, you need an infinite number of punchlines to get out:

A Mathematician Walks into a Bar

A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender looks at him and says, "You know, we don't get many of your kind in here."

The mathematician says, "Well, it's like the mathematician's theorem, which states that there's always at least one of my kind in here."

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Or, if you'd like, we have a joke that's so deep, it's almost... fractal.

Why Did the Fractal Go to the Party?

Because it was a self-similar occasion!

But, you know, it's not just a joke, it's a self-similar joke!

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We have more jokes, but they're just so... recursive, we're not sure how far they go.

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