Why Math Teachers Are So Mean

Math teachers: they're like the dark matter that warps the fabric of space and time, except instead of warping space and time, they warp the fabric of your fragile self-esteem.

They're like the dark knights of the academic world, always ready to swoop in and slay your hopes and dreams with a single well-placed equation.

• They give you homework that's like a never-ending puzzle in a box of razor-sharp spikes.
• They make you feel like a failure when you can't solve it, and like a success when you can.
• They're always talking about things that sound like gibberish, like "derivatives" and "integrals," but really they're just trying to confuse you.

But Why?

Well, it's because math teachers are actually aliens from a far-off planet called "Matharia," and they're here to probe your minds with their equations and formulas.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. They're also here to teach you how to calculate the trajectory of your spaceship, so you can escape the impending doom of your math test.

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