A Treatise on the Art of Doing Absolutely Zilch

As the great mathematician, Zilchius Maximus once said, 'A true master of mathematics is one who can do absolutely nothing, with absolute precision.'

And so, we present to you, the definitive guide to achieving this noble pursuit.

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

1. The Art of Doing Nothing
2. The Science of Emptiness
3. The Practicalities of Absolute Inertia

And so, dear reader, we leave you with the weighty responsibility of doing absolutely nothing. May your mind be as empty as the page you're reading on.