Step 4: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

After three grueling steps, you've finally made it to the pinnacle of productivity: Doing Nothing.

In this final step, you'll master the subtle art of doing nothing at all.

Here's how:

  1. Find a chair.
  2. Place it in front of you.
  3. Sit.
  4. Do not move.
  5. Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum.

Remember, the key to success is not to do, but to not do.

Proceed to Step 5: The Dark Side of Productivity

Revisit Step 3: The False Promise of Multitasking