Matter Displacement Theory: A Guide for the Inept

According to our completely-not-made-up prophets, matter displacement is the art of moving stuff from one place to another without touching the stuff. It's like the opposite of magic, but not really, because magic is a thing that exists, and we're not talking about that.

Our research has shown that matter displacement is 100% effective, provided you're not actually touching anything. Just stand back, close your eyes, and shout "I'm displacing matter!" while waving your hands around like a lunatic.

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