Gothic-Granite-Mausoleums: Where the Dead Come to Life (Sort Of)

Welcome to the most ostentatious, the most grandiose, the most completely-not-a-good-idea-ever, mausoleums in the world! Our mausoleums are not just a place to rest in peace, but a place to party in style!

Each of our mausoleums is crafted with the finest granite, adorned with the most opulent carvings, and designed to make the dearly departed feel like royalty (in death, of course).

Features

We offer:

Free Wi-Fi, because even the dead need to stay connected!
A complimentary complimentary cocktail bar, featuring the finest (and most toxic) substances known to man!
A state-of-the-art sound system, playing the greatest hits of the afterlife!
A fully-equipped gym, where you can work on your eternal fitness goals (because, let's face it, immortality can be a real workout).

Subpages:

We have a variety of subpages available for your browsing pleasure:

Granite-Features - Learn more about our signature granite finishes!
Carvings-of-Doom - Discover the dark secrets behind our most intricate carvings!
Party-of-the-Dead - Join the afterlife's most exclusive soiree!