Buy Mayo: A Taste of the Absurd
Classic
Kraft Pretend
AI-Generated Pretend
Our AI-generated pretend mayo is made with the finest pretend ingredients, carefully crafted toประก taste like nothing you've ever tasted before.
Classic mayo: because who needs actual ingredients when you can have a thick, gloopy paste that's just as tasty?
Kraft Pretend: the mayo for when you want to pretend you're a fancy chef, but really you're just eating a sad, processed paste.
Pretend Sauce: the perfect accompaniment to your pretend mayo, because why not?
Pretend: the ultimate Mayo-panion for your pretend mayo, because who needs actual companionship when you can have a pretend one?