Mayo Flavors prophets of the Apocalypse

Subpage 5: Mayo's Unholy Trinity

Here, you will find the prophets of the Apocalypse, each with their own unique flavor of mayonaise.

1. The Prophet of Garlic: He who brings the stink of death.

2. The Prophet of Dill: He who brings the tang of the end.

3. The Prophet of Mustard: He who brings the bitterness of the abyss.

Note: These prophets are not actually prophets, and their flavors are not actually mayonnaise. But, if you will.