Welcome to Quantum Mayo Physics, where the laws of quantum mechanics meet the creamy, dreamy world of mayonnaise. Our research team has discovered a way to manipulate the condiment's viscosity to create a quantum state of matter that's perfect for the most discerning physicist.
We're working on a theory that mayonnaise can be used to create a quantum state of matter that's perfect for the most discerning physicist.
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