Relativity Mayo Physics is a branch of physics that studies the relationship between the speed of cheese and the speed of butter.
The fundamental principle of Relativity Mayo Physics is that time is relative, but only if you're talking about the time it takes for the butter to melt in the microwave.
According to our research, the speed of light is 186,282 miles per second, but only if you're counting in mayonnaise packets.
We're still waiting for our grant to study the effects of time dilation on mayonnaise-based particles.
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