Mayo Said It

A Repository of Puns

Here, you'll find an assortment of puns, each one a masterpiece of linguistic laziness. Browse at your own risk.

• Dairy Puns - Where milk and bread go to get pun-ished
• Egg-cellent Puns - Cracking good jokes about eggs
• Cheesy Puns - Because who doesn't love a good cheese joke
• Fruit-ful Puns - Juicy and full of flavor

May the pun be with you!

Or maybe don't.