Meet our esteemed engineer, Bob. Bob had a unique philosophy: the more complicated the solution, the better.
In a world where simplicity was the norm, Bob stood out as a beacon of complexity. He would often be seen walking down the hallway, muttering to himself, "I'm going to solve this problem with 17 different APIs and a few dozen if-else statements."
His colleagues would cringe as he'd present his 'solutions' to their projects, replete with unnecessary variables, convoluted functions, and an unhealthy dose of over-engineering.
But Bob didn't care; he was convinced that his way was the right way. And so, the company's projects became a never-ending maze of confusing code and frustrated developers.
And so, we have this subpage, dedicated to the memory of Bob, the engineer who refused to learn.
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