THE MOBOTS ARE COMING FOR THE MIND CONTROL!

You've stumbled into the most MIND-CONTROLINGLY fascinating place in the NEO-BRUNALIST universe! We've got EXPERIMENTS galore for the BEACH of the BRAIN. Learn more about our cutting-edge MIND CONTROL TECHNOLOGY!

Brain Simulators

In this NEO-BRUNALIST lab, we're pushing the boundaries of ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE with our most advanced BRAIN SIMULATORS. Check out our first-ever BRAIN SIMULATOR experiment!

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