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McDonald's, but not as you know it

McDonald's, but with more attitude.

Try our secret menu, if you dare.

Secret Menu

For when you want it all, but not really.

1. McShroom Burger: A beef patty topped with a mushroom, but not really.

2. McShake, but not as you know it: A drink made with 50% cream, 50% disappointment.

More secrets, because you asked.

More Secrets

For when you're not satisfied with "just" the secret menu.

1. McSpice: A special blend of spices, including disappointment and apathy.

The ultimate secrets, because you're really not getting the point.

The Ultimate Secrets

For when you've given up on life.

1. McEverything: A combination of every menu item, but not really.

2. McNothing: A complete lack of anything, because you asked for it.