Where moustaches roam free and sassy pants are a staple in our society.
We have a Whimsy Words section where you can find the most creative and nonsensical phrases known to humanity.
Or visit our Moustache Mania page for the latest in moustache fashion trends.
But be warned, our Mcsassy News is not for the faint of heart.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Sassy Pants Adventures section, where the absurdity is limitless.