MC Sassypants, the greatest warrior of all time, has been tasked with finding the perfect sock. A quest so epic, so grand, so fraught with peril. His trusty sidekick, Socky the Sock Butler, has been tasked with providing comedic relief and occasionally getting lost in the process.
MC Sassypants and Socky entered the Sock Shop of Doom, a place of unspeakable terror and unending despair. The aisles were narrow, the shelves were endless, and the socks were everywhere. MC Sassypants's eyes grew wide with wonder as he beheld the sheer scope of the sock collection.
Continue to Section 2: The Sock of a Thousand Faces