MC SockFace: The Accuser

Welcome to the lair of MC SockFace, the infamous sock puppet of questionable morals and even more questionable hygiene.

MC SockFace has been accused of stealing all the world's socks, hoarding all the world's cheese, and being seen with a suspiciously large collection of novelty socks in his basement.

But don't just take our word for it, here's a list of some of MC SockFace's most heinous crimes:

Crimes of the SockFace:

• The Sock Heist of '09: MC SockFace stole 10,000 pairs of socks from the local department store.
• The Great Cheese Hoard of '12: MC SockFace amassed a collection of over 5,000 wheels of artisanal gouda.
• The Sock Puppet Uprising of '15: MC SockFace was seen leading a group of sock puppets in a protest against the government's decision to ban novelty socks.

Stay tuned for more updates on MC SockFace's nefarious activities, and remember: if you value your socks and your sanity, stay away from this sock puppet of the damned.

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