SubQuest 3: The Quest for the Golden Sarcasm
You have reached a point in your McSourFace-Quests where you must find the Golden Sarcasm, a legendary artifact rumored to grant the power to turn any situation into a witty remark.
The path ahead is fraught with danger, including but not limited to:
But fear not! For you are not alone, for you have your trusty McSourFace-Quests Guidebook:
The Guidebook: A Collection of Sarcasm and Witty Retorts
And, of course, the ever-reliable McSourFace-Quests SubQuest 2: The Sarcasm-Filled Cave of Mirrors