Admit to yourself that your eating habits are the real enemy. You've eaten an entire pizza by yourself, and you're probably not as proud of yourself as you thought you'd be.
Take a deep breath, put down the leftover pizza box, and let's begin our recovery journey.
Link to Step 2: Acknowledge the Odds
Face the music: you're not going to win any awards for "Most Likely to Eat an Entire Pizza by Himself" anytime soon. The odds are stacked against you, but don't worry, it's not like you're going to give up... yet.
It's not if, it's when. The pizza is coming. Don't try to outrun it, just accept it and move on.
Link to Step 4: The Ruckus
You've hit rock bottom, and it's time to face the consequences. The pizza is on your stomach, and your stomach is on the floor.
Link to Step 5: The Recovery Plan
It's time to pick up the pieces and start anew. We've got a plan to help you recover from your food coma. Follow these steps, and you'll be back on the road to recovery in no time!
Link to Step 6: The Aftermath
You made it! You survived the food coma, and you're back on the road to recovery. Now it's time to deal with the aftermath: the guilt, the shame, the lingering stomach cramps.
Link to Step 7: The New Normal
You've learned from your mistakes, and you're ready to move on. You've found a new appreciation for smaller portions, and you're back on the path to a healthier, happier you.
Link to Step 8: The Final Sprint
It's time to put the pedal to the metal and sprint towards a brighter future. A future where you don't have to worry about the food coma, and you can just enjoy a nice, normal-sized meal.
Link to Step 9: The Victory
Congratulations, you've reached the end of the meal plan! You've recovered, you've learned, and you've emerged victorious over the food coma.
Link to Step 10: The Legacy
And so, you've earned your place in the annals of history as a conqueror of the food coma. May your story be a beacon of hope for those who struggle with the same affliction.
Link to Legacy Page