Mean Machine Advanced Features

Mean Machine: Where Productivity Meets Sadness

Are you tired of your current productivity system being too... nice? Do you crave a tool that understands the true meaning of "tough love"? Look no further than Mean Machine, the ultimate in advanced features for the soul-crushingly demanding user.

• Feature 1: Mandatory Monday Morning Motivational Videos
• Feature 2: Automated Sarcasm Generation
• Feature 3: Mandatory Daily To-Do Lists with Increasingly Ridiculous Deadlines
• Feature 4: Built-in Therapist (Not Actually a Therapist, but a Chatbot with an Attitude)