A: It's software for finding meaning in a seemingly meaningless world.
A: Our proprietary algorithmic existential crisis generator uses machine learning to detect the meaninglessness of your tasks and provides you with a series of increasingly absurd and/or profound prompts to help you find purpose in your work.
A: Our user base reports a 97% reduction in existential dread and a 99% increase in moderately successful existential crises.
A: We have a limited-time free trial. But be warned: our terms of service are as follows: if you use the software for too long, you may experience an existential crisis. Don't say we didn't warn you.
A: The cost is only slightly more than the cost of a good therapist, but with more algorithmic support and a 30-day money-back guarantee (not including the existential crisis guarantee, which is only for new customers).
A: Of course not! Our software is designed to find meaning in the most mundane tasks. But if you're looking for meaning in your work, we recommend using it for your personal projects only. We don't want to be responsible for your soul-crushing boredom.