Meaning Management Software 3000

This software is designed to give you an existential crisis in the form of a spreadsheet.

Core Features:

Meaning Matrix

Track your life's purpose and find out if you're living up to your true potential_goals.

• Set and achieve your life's goals (or just pretend to)
• Monitor your daily activities and see if they align with your higher purpose
• Get a daily dose of existential dread

Meaningful Reporting

Get insights into your meaningless life with our state-of-the-art reporting tools.

• Meaninglessness charts: see how your life's meaning is slowly slipping away
• Existential crisis reports: receive daily updates on the impending doom of your existence

Don't just exist, configure your Meaning Matrix today!