Step 1: Install our software. No, seriously, just download it. We promise it won't ask you for any of your firstborns.
Step 2: Read the user manual. Ha! Just kidding, there is no user manual. You're on your own, friend.
Proceed to Tip 2: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Or maybe just jump straight to Tip 3: We're Not Actually Managing Your Meaning, You're Just Managing Yours