Our Privacy Policy is a Joke
We collect your browsing data because, let's be real, you're probably just looking at cat pictures on our website.
Our servers are hosted in a secret underground bunker beneath a sleepy suburban cul-de-sac, guarded by a fierce and highly trained squad of accountants.
We may use your data to create a detailed psychological profile of you, including but not limited to:
- Your browsing history (because, let's face it, you've been searching for that one recipe for 3 years)
- Your favorite memes (we've got a whole team of interns dedicated to studying your browser's "joke bar")
- Your deepest, darkest fears (don't worry, we'll never tell)
Our team of highly trained data scientists will use this information to:
- Develop more effective targeted ads for our competitors (just kidding, they're just for us)
- Improve our algorithm to show you more cat pictures
- Develop a more accurate model of your innermost desires (which, let's be real, is probably just "to watch more cat videos")
We're not actually doing any of that (or are we?)
Our software is just for fun, and we're not actually collecting any data. But, just in case, our lawyers have this handy disclaimer:
We're not responsible for any damage caused by our software, including but not limited to:
- Excessive use of cat pictures leading to permanent eye strain
- Uncontrollable urges to watch more cat videos
- Unexplained feelings of existential dread caused by the crushing ennui of our website's design
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