What is Mean Machine?

Mean Machine is the most basic, yet utterly incomprehensible, meaning management solution on the market. It's like trying to find your way through a dense fog with a broken compass while being attacked by a swarm of angry bees.

It's not really a solution, but we're working on it.

Learn more about Mean Machine's impressive lack of features Take a tour of the confusing interface

How does Mean Machine work?

We're still working on it.

Just kidding, we have no idea how it works either.

But hey, it looks good on your resume!

Maybe the answers are in here

Is Mean Machine secure?

No, it's not. But who needs security, really?

We're pretty sure the NSA has already cracked it, anyway.

Oh no, you should probably be worried about everything