Meaning Management Software
Trusting in the Power of Absurdity
Are you tired of your life lacking in meaning? Do you find yourself wandering through the void of existence without purpose? Well, fear not!
We've got just the thing for you: Meaning Management Software. This is not your run-of-the-mill, soul-sucking corporate HR tool. No, no. Our software is designed to inject a healthy dose of absurdity into the very fabric of your being.
With our patented "Random Event Generator", you'll be presented with a series of seemingly inexplicable and yet somehow profound events, guaranteed to shake the foundations of your existence.
And don't even get us started on the "Sudden, Uncontrollable Urges" feature, which will have you questioning your very sanity in no time.
So, what are you waiting for? Sign up now and let us guide you down the rabbit hole of meaninglessness!
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Click the button below to generate a new, utterly inexplicable event.
Here is your randomly generated event:
You are trapped in a never-ending loop of elevator music.
Sudden, Uncontrollable Urges
Warning: This feature may cause excessive sweating, spontaneous outbursts of laughter, or uncontrollable urges to reorganize your bookshelf. Prolonged use can lead to permanent damage to your relationships and/or your sense of reality.
Here is your Sudden, Uncontrollable Urge:
You must eat a jar of mayonnaise.
