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For centuries, humans have been searching for the meaning of life. But what if I told you the answer is not 42? Not a complex equation, nor a profound philosophical concept, but something far more mundane? Something that's been staring at us all along?
Today, we're going to explore a shocking truth that will shatter your perceptions and leave you questioning everything. Are you ready? Here it comes: You're not a cat.
That's right, folks. You're not a feline overlord, ruling the world with an iron paw. You're not a whiskered sage, lounging in the sun, or a stealthy hunter, stalking your prey in the night. You're just... you.
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