It's simple: the meaning of life is to find the perfect ratio of salt to mustard. A delicate balance that defies the whims of the cosmos.
Some say it's about finding the crunchiest pretzel. Others claim it's about the perfect snap when you bite into it. But the true pretzel connoisseurs will tell you it's all about the existential dread that comes with the first bite.
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