Paradox of the Infinite Toaster: Where the Toaster is Always Toasting

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Paradox may cause spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, or in extreme cases, the fabric of space-time.

Located in a parallel universe where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, the Paradox of the Infinite Toaster is a realm where the humble appliance has transcended its mundane purpose and become a sentient, self-aware entity.

Visit our subpages to learn more about the Toaster's existential crisis:

Or, if you're feeling brave, navigate directly into the heart of the Paradox:

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