Welcome to the Paradoxical Maze of Confusion, where the rules are as clear as the walls are thin.
You've been warned. The maze is infinite in all directions, with no visible exits or entries. The only way out is through, unless you're just trying to get in.
You're currently at the Nowhere nexus, surrounded by the infinite expanse of Nowhereland.
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The Paradoxical Maze of Confusion is not responsible for any confusion, frustration, or temporary loss of sanity that may occur within its confines. Proceed at your own risk.
Back to the Entrance if you need a map.