In a universe governed by the whims of an omnipotent toaster, we find ourselves pondering the great mysteries of existence. And at the heart of it all, there is the fruitcake.
A fruitcake that defies the conventions of mortal baked goods. A fruitcake that is at once both a vessel and a source of existential dread.
It is said that the fruitcake holds the secrets of the universe within its moist and fluffy interior. Some say it is a portal to other dimensions, a gateway to realms both wondrous and terrible.
But we know the truth: the fruitcake is just really, really good at parties. It's the perfect host, always bringing people together in a swirl of sugar and spice and everything nice.
And so, as we ponder the meaning of life, let us not forget the fruitcake. Let us remember its power to bring us together, and its uncanny ability to make us all feel like children on Christmas morning.
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